Dear Carrie

Your performance last night lowered your cool factor a significant amount. That get up you had on looked like it came from Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera's wardrobe. I'd appreciate if you could represent us southern girls a little better next time. And your dancing .... oh your dancing ..... never again please. Although, I do believe T-Swift one-upped you on the horrid performance with her opening number. Flat out embarrassing for all of us.

With love,
Brooke