Tada! The new beau. Hope you enjoyed our story. What's your story? Please share on your blog, I'd love to know! A comment won't do it justice!Tuesday, October 19, 2010
the newest addition
Tada! The new beau. Hope you enjoyed our story. What's your story? Please share on your blog, I'd love to know! A comment won't do it justice!
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010
celebrate we will for life is short but sweet for certain

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010
taming "the beast"
Summertime brings so much happiness. She brings popsicles, sunsets, bbq's, lemonade and the list could go on for days. I simply adore summertime. Especially hailing from the world's most beautiful beaches, Summer never disappoints. The one thing that Summer has brought with her this year (to my apartment) is huge flying roaches.
These boogers are BIG. I mean the size of your fist big (maybe that is an exaggeration), but you get the point. I have had some encounters with these grotesque bugs.
encounter #1:
The shower. I hopped in the shower at approximately 6:25 a.m. Eyes still closed, half asleep I reach for the shampoo. To my surprise there "it" is .... the beast. My scream awakens the twins and they run to see if I have fallen. Close call, but no fall. So I drown the beast in a cup we had in the shower and flush him down the toilet. Owned.
encounter #2:
The beast makes a flying attack on Michelle while she sweeps the porch. To my dismay he escaped before being demolished.
encounter #3:
Sunday afternoon I am doing dishes when Maria enters the room with a shrill scream. No words, just a scream. I run into the laundry room thinking I have put too many towels into the washer and made it overflow again. Nope, "the beast" in on the door next to my head. So we stand in the kitchen (holding hands) wondering what to do. This is the biggest roach to date that we have slayed. So he scrambles and I grab a cup. I cup him on the floor. We couldn't figure out where to go from there so we put a plate on top of the cup so he couldn't move. Guess what? He suffocated after 3 hours! Slow miserable death. Owned.
So, thank you Summer for all the goodness you bring, but could you please hold off the the massive, nasty roaches that have made my apartment their home?
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Thursday, July 8, 2010
Happy Birthday America part III
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Happy Birthday America part II
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Happy Birthday America!




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Thursday, June 24, 2010
all the single ladies
I'm behind the bride tossing the bouquet at every wedding. I am not ashamed to be the third wheel. I have no problem vegging out on my couch watching chick flicks alone on Friday night. I would like to think that I embrace the joy of having no commitment. I don't have a dog to let out. I don't have a husband to cook for. I don't have a child to pick up. I have me. That.is.it.
It really is a beautiful thing. Sometimes I think to myself "self, take this all in because one day you are going to wish you had it". I smile. I soak it all up. There is something about being single that most girls cannot appreciate. That is independence. Freedom and the oppurtunity do whatever you want.
I have found here recently that dating is a tricky thing. I have never been really good at it. One thing I have found is this: dating in college and dating as a "young professional" are two different ball games. In college you go to a movie with a group of friends, you flirt at a social gathering, you eat at a table together during lunch and things somehow fall into place. How do you meet someone as a "young professional"? A few options: a bar, church, through a friend, the internet or work. There ya go. I said it. Boom.
So prepare yourself for the posts to come. Because I am now dating. So who knows what in the world is going to happen. Wish me luck it is "exclusive".
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
You aren't going to believe...
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
funnies as of late
My roommate thought the ipad was a phone and asked last night if you could get service through at&t.
Pamela Anderson on DTWS. Have you ever watched her in the background when Brooke interviews the dancers? You should, quality entertainment.
The random old men sitting in front of us at the biscuits game. One of which drank a daquiri, oh so masculine. We coined him "Margaritaville" and continued to call him that the entire game. He said I stole his quarter, what of it if I did?!?!
My roommates mother and her bf walking in on me laying on the couch, eating chocolate and listnening to "chamagne supernova" at 5:30 Friday afternoon. They are concerned that I am depressed. I assured them that I am just strange.
My Meme telling Faulkner employees/students that she broke her foot because she fell off a table dancing at "Boomerangs" (the local nightclub).
Ricky Martin coming out of the closet and folks acting surprised.

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