Old Man Crush

You heard me right ladies. I have old man crushes. I don't know how or when this came about, but as of late I have noticed my increase in attraction to those who are members of the AARP.

Here are a few:

Mr. Terry Bradshaw himself. Although, the scene in "Failure to Launch" of his bare bottom was not so flattering.

Our very own Billy D. Hilyer

The W. I don't care what anyone says, he is presh.